~Help, help, feetless Captain passing through~

As the calm Lieutenant walked towards his division he stopped and paused for a moment. He thought about the beautiful girl he seen with his not so bad friend behind her, along with that gay looking captain. He stood there for about 40 minutes just looking into the sky noticing the leafs falling from it. He watched as the leafs as they flowed through the hair and began to breeze into a small whirlwind near the ground floor. Sai used his shunpo ability to appear next to the leafs as they where about 2 inches off the ground and he pulled out Ken so fast that he caught the leafs on Ken's tip. Sai swiftly turned his blade sideways so quick he cut the 3 leafs in half and they fell to the floor and placing it back into its seeth. Sai let out a deep sigh as he began to walk into his headquarters.

20 minutes later.

Sai found himself inside his headquarters to see that it was empty and noticed that it was his 20th seat officer. He ran to Sai in a blunt hurry screaming "CAPTAIN TETSUYA, HE GOT HURT WE NEED YOU SAI-SAN HURRY."
Sai's face opened up wide as he began to run behind the 20th seat to the emergency room. As they made their way in Sai seen the captain on a surgery stand and began to let out a sigh. "Captain Tetsuya i will handle this my friend. First off lets get the feet of yours back"
As Sai said that he pulled out his short blade Seishi and placed it into the ground. He picked up Tetsuya and placed him on the floor which was padded down. Sai began to talk "Seishi No Healing" as Sai did this a white orb around Tetsuya appeared and began to give Sai 0 visibility to the man he was healing.

Stealth. That's what Byron had. Having skinned a monkey with the former Zanpakuto of Alex McQueen in the Kuchiki estate's backyard where animals are often left, exotic animal, and wearing the skin over his Shinigami disguise which incidentally was over his regular clothing he often wears in the human world. Which means Byron was sweating A LOT having that many layer of clothing, which incidentally made him have a constant wedgie as he walked, chaffing his crotch as he cursed under his breath over the dilemma. Constantly pulling unto the flap of the monkey crotch skin to adjust it as he walked with bent legs to the inner knees in the form of constant crouching, the monkey head was worn over his head, but he kept the Akubra hat over the monkey head with his face revealed where the monkey mouth is meant to be so he can see visibly, the monkey skin overstretched with several rips everywhere and especially where he had the waist line, two swords obviously in the Obi sash sticking out whilst sheathed to the sash of his Shinigami disguise. Incidentally, walking past several Shinigami patrols in plain sight, as they ignored him, believing him to be but a simple monkey wandering off. The Kido guns worn in a strap which went over the shoulder and was at the back as before over the monkey skin with one of the Kido gun was held by Byron, stalking around as he wanted to look for something to do quickly.

It was some intersection in that typical open roof corridor maze all over Seireitei, that coincidentally once more, Byron will have his path cross with that Captain. Having went to another intersection where he took a right and paced to the path laid out forth. It was to the 4th Division, having founded it by accident, as Byron did his monkey walk and made his way to the gates, but he was seeing it slightly to the diagonal view of the place.

"Ooo-ooh! AAH-AAAAH!" Byron did the stupid monkey scream at the guards standing by the gates connected to the walls of 4th division.

"What was that noise?" A Shinigami 4th Division guard immediately clenched unto the hilt of his Katana, but only saw... a monkey wielding a Kido gun pointed at him, "Oh, it's just a monkey with an alarmingly threatening gun capable of killing people. False alarm."

So Byron went past the guard and through the open gate and went into the 4th Division headquarters in his skinned monkey disguise. A few snapping necks later of all Shinigamis in the headquarters, having left a trail of bodies around of snapped necks at the corridors, had Byron founded himself safely at the surgery room where the same Captain he had blown the feet off of was stationed at. Standing outwards at the threshold of the door with bodies upon bodies piled behind him as he left most of this section of the division empty as he saw two people within, and a couple of other people from within his corridor that is linked behind him to a T intersection, the corridor spanning 50 feet and is 30 feet wide basically. One was healing the gray-haired metrosexual laid out on the floor on some padded mat, vaporizing his flesh, or whatever it was that kiddo was actually doing. Not that it really mattered. Suddenly standing up from his monkey walk, for a normal human stand, Byron had the monkey suit from the knee skin rips apart due to the bulkiness and his length, in turn, relaxing the monkey suit's tight hold on his crotch, giving a sigh of relief with the Kido gun pointed at everyone at the room in general. Noting the presence of the injured Captain through a familiar scent in the form of burns apparently as there is no ventilation in the room ahead. Seeing was another story and relied on sketchy vague details to which he made out the outlines and simply saw it suited that he can guess who is who. Since it is HIGHLY unlikely that someone so recently burnt and brought to this place cannot be the same one, so by the who is not logic, he deduced who was in the room that he apparently knew second hand.

"Oooh, oooh.... ahem ahem," Byron cleared his throat to switch to his Japanese, "Everyone freeze! Put y'r mits up and yeh nurses with y'r panties down! This is a hold up, the metrosexual and the ass bandit healing him is coming with me, see, and none of yeh here will follow me. NOW yeh TWO WILL MOVE TO THE DOOR, AND KEEP y'r mits UP, the ass bandit will drag the metrosexual and he will take me to the dimensional gate-way doohickey. C'mon limeys, move your arses out."

He waved his gun around threateningly as the nurses had done what he had demanded while some expressed they hadn't worn any, with the Shinigami males putting their hands up, whilst one of the more thoughtful Shinigami put his hands up and gave a sigh.

"This is the sixth time this week we got held up, for goodness sake, the bank is at the OTHER block, not here. This is just fourth Division goddamnit, we don't have any money here."

"I am not here for the bank."

"Oh, okay, nevermind."

"Carry on then."

"Sure."

So, Byron waited for Tetsuya and Sai to do what he demanded, pointing a gun at the two of them at this point and threatening to kill everyone inside. Moving a bit back and to the side with his back to the wall to his left, awaiting for Sai to drag Tetsuya out and to take them all the way to the Senkai gateways.

(Meanwhile, at the Kuchiki compound)

Ieyamasu Kuchiki was at his backyard, eyes twitching as he saw what appeared to be a skinless monkey, slapping the monkey with a hard whack to the face with full fury in his slap.

"Have you no shame?! I have come here, bought you freedom from slavery at the zoo... and... and... you DISGRACE me with your vile NUDITY."

The monkey cringes in fear, "Oooh, ooh?"

"NO! I shall not hear another word of this, you are GROUNDED until you find something to put on." Ieyamasu harshly stated.

"Ooooo....." The monkey sniffed, and went back to it's room.

Ieyamasu Kuchiki was not pleased. Later on that day, the old man would die in peace in his sleep as the nude monkey had once more embarked on a quest to please the Kuchiki in a very short amount of time involving Dragons, Hollows, two cups, and a peanut butter sandwich, to which had made the monkey a very honorary member of Soul Society with great amounts of medals and awards, and he later became a successful author of a bunch of books and eventually a multi-millionaire. But he would later go down hill as he was involved in a scandal involving gorillas as his monkey wife founded out, and fell from grace and eventually to destitute, where the monkey had become a maker of genital cheese, which sadly isn't finding much customers, save for a hobo at Rokungai.

As the lieutenant watched the bright light heal captain Tetsuya's feet he wondered what could of caused this. Sai noticed that Blake Phoenix from division one went missing and still hasn't been found, probably something in the real world because squad 2 cannot find his body is what Sai thought. As Sai began to look at the captain intensely he gathers the information that the captain was probably caught off guard by something that was quite strong, Sai was about to luster up some words but the captain began to speak "Hey. Sai Saici Miyagi, Lieutenant of the 4th Division right? I hate this situation, but guess it can't be helped. Warn your Division and spread the word. I think we've got a dangerous intruder on our hands" Sai heard those words and began to yell orders at his subordinates. "I want round the clock security now.Go notify all squads and their captains, now now now." When Sai said that his men began to run and some even on top of buildings. Sai let out a large sigh of anger and began to notice some spiritual pressure increasing near him. turned into its direction and looked.

Sai noticed that the spiritual pressure was coming from a man in a monkey suit. "Probably from the Kuchiki compound" Sai said to himself. The crazy monkey man began to wave his damn gun around, from the looks of it the gun was a kido gun something that can shoot a compressed ball of kido at a target and was powerful enough to hurt for days. Sai heard the man tell everyone to put their hands up and that he wanted Tetsuya and Sai. This began very dangerous and very quick which gave Sai te idea that this was the man Tetsuya was speaking of. The only thing Sai could possibly do was pick up Tetsuya out of the light and put him over his right shoulder as he picked up his Seishi blade with his left arm he put it back into its seeth and placed his hands over his head. Sai's facial expression changed as he took one step and flashed away.

Exit. To 3rd division.

Pity earlier that most of those security were slaughtered needlessly prior Byron's arrival through some neck snapping. Save for the ones on the roof who were dumb foundedly just standing and watching with their beady unfocused eyes. As Sai Shunpo'd away, Byron waved to the nurses good bye with Sai passing right past Byron, Byron saw Sai in slow motion for a moment as he passed him with a lack of intentions dubbed hostile, deciding to make his own version of flash stepping away, Byron disappeared by flash stepping thrice within the indoor corridors, two which led to a stop in front of a wall to prevent impact, and the thrice version towards the open exit door as he flash stepped once more away into the T-intersection of the mazed outdoor corridor where the guard at the open gate was ignorantly picking his nose, passing once more through the threshold, before smelling gas and seeing an after-image that basically made two more flash steps onwards and away towards the openness of his path, the guard figured someone farted. Thusly Byron was out of the division and left to traverse to another part of Seireitei whilst following Sai from a distance as Sai had used the same path Byron used before to exit. Mostly a far distance so not to be detected.

[EXIT]