♪ If I woke up next to you ♪

*Bites*

WHO ARE YOU. ;A;

Mew! *hugs Ame, then vanishes into the spirit world*

*Looks around the empty room, wide eyed*

What...just...happened...?

AND WHO DRANK ALL THE MILK?! ;AAAA;

Looks over......."damn i must have been pretty drunk last night"

*Looks at.*

OMG. YOU DRUGGED ME DIDN'T YOU?!

There's no way in hell I'd get in bed with a ginger...let alone YOU!!!! D8

*Hits with a bat.*

Kisses her neck. Ali that was some nice ass you threw back on me.

*Blushes*

D-D-D-Donniieeeee! Shh! Everyone will hear you!

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I don't care baby. Me and you will let the heavens hear your moans.

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DOONNIIIEEEE!

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*Dies of embarrassment*

WEll. Looks like my beloved Alibell died. I guess i will perform necrophilia.

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For a dead girl Ali gives it up better than a pornstar.

*Haunts you as a ghost*

....Oi, that's my body yer violating der. .-.

Ghost you know i can see the dead right?

Grabs the ghost. Starts having more sex.

*Is violated as a ghost as well*

T_T

DERP

*Falcon punches.*
.. no..

Has sex with Stephanie's swollen feet.

*Punts him away from my woman*

D<

Anal intercourse with Ali

Make me a sammich!!! XD

*Backhands.*
Bitch. Make your own God-damn sandwich.
And while you're at it.. make your woman one.
*Points to herself, then the kitchen.*
Go!