Teh Wish Corruption Game

Granted, but afterwords no one looks at you ever again.... XD

I wish for some RAMENZ!!!! XD

Granted, but it comes in a gaint steaming load, is dumped on you, and you die from third degree burns. My bad, I thought the red button was to stop...

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

Granted, but it comes to knowledge that you don't procrastinate about the wrong things and it leads to you become a teenage mother.

I wish i had Ali as a wife.

Granted, but then she divorces you and takes everything you got... XD

I wish for...BACON!!!!

Granted, but whilst eating it the poor pigs widow comes up behind you and decapitates your head, then eats it.

I wish this class wasn't so boring.

granted! the classroom is set on fire!

I wish for a certain someone to have some logic.

Granted, but the logic is so messed up that they kill you and then themself.... XD

I wish I didn't have to work over Thanksgiving Break.... DX

Granted, but you are then required to work seven other days and nights that would be most undesirable for you to work on; that is, you must work seven days and nights that would be on the days in the future that you would desire most not to work.

I wish... that whatever is commonplace in popular belief as to what is cool remains precisely as it is now. Hmph.

Your wish is granted, and forever and ever, your wish has condemned us to this roaming the earth.

Spoiler:

You fucking bastard.

I wish that there were less fist pumping guidos.

Granted, there is only one less guido.

I wish I had a cheezeburger. =3

Granted, but srs cat rips off your face for it.

I wish I was awake.

You wake to this.

Spoiler:

You swiftly kill yourself because of the horror you've beheld, so that you will never view upon this again.

I wish more guidos accidentally set their hair on fire.

Granted, but they don't die from it and actually live much better than before.

I wish I had a sammich... XP

*gives you a sandwich laced with all sorts of toxic substances and shoves it down your throat* You have your sandwich! NOW DIE!

I wish for a cupcake xD

Granted, but I "accidently" lace it with codine. Have fun with that ;3

I wish my cold would go away forever.

Granted. But instead, you've got a fever forever. ;A;

I wish the goal of this game wasn't to corrupt wishes.

Granted, it becomes a way for people to be granted wishes, but eventually, someone says, I wish I didn't exist!, and causes a chain reaction that wipes the universe out of existance....Thanks alot.... D<

I wish it was dinner time already.... ;-;

Granted, but it explodes just as you go to take a bite, mashing up your face forever.

I wish the coughing would eeeeennnnnd.

granted, but then you get a never ending RASH!!! XD

I wish this weekend could be longer....DX

Granted but you now have to go to school on Saturday and Sunday because you're a nigger and we don't like your kind 'round these parts.

I wish I had an infinite amount of wishes.

You are crushed under the weight of them, have fun ^^

I wish for a fish.

Granted...but its a shark....and it killz ya...

I wish that I could break the fourth wall. XD

You do, leading yourself into the fourth dimension and thus have the capability to alter time, but also gaining the miraculous ability to control space, thus being able to distort the time-space continuum. However, you are shot in the back of the head by a god with a sniper rifle before you can do anything.

I wish for an edible fish cooked to be upon a dish that was made not a kitsch.

Granted, but it's a shark, and it kills you.

I wish to accidentally Megan Fox's chest.

How the fuck does a dead shark killed me if I had wished for it cooked xD

You are now accidentally Megan Fox's chest, she loves to stuff the bodies of her dead boyfriends in there, and keeps it padlocked at all times. Enjoy.


I wish for a piece of kitsch then.