Teh Wish Corruption Game

Posts : 45 Points : 40 Join date : 2010-09-20

I'm still Megan Fox's chest. That's awesome. Thanks man.

Granted, but the kitsch is a shark, and it kills you.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:31 pm

You forgot to make a wish.

I wish that sharks weren't dangerous. And soft, fluffy creatures.

Vizard Posts : 142 Points : 62 Join date : 2010-08-23

Granted, but now they have gained super intelligence and like to rape women, especially ones named "Miu."

I wish for a wish without any negative drawbacks Razz

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Posts : 28 Points : 8 Join date : 2010-10-28

But there are no positives to the wish, meaning your wish is now worthless. Congratulations on wasting a wish. Oh, and did I forget to mention that you were going to die anyway? Yeah, of a heart attack. Ciao xD

I wish a Death Note was real and I could die from it.

Posts : 16 Points : 0 Join date : 2010-11-22 Age : 31

Granted, all of your loved ones and yourself die from the Death Note, and then you lose your souls to teh shinigamiz. XD

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.... DX

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:58 am

Granted. But due to one missed day, your intelligence goes bye-bye. Thus, you have to start over by attending pre-school once more. And by the time you graduate and get a job, you're 49, and still living with your parents. Oh. The shame.

I wish I wasn't snowed in!

Vizard Posts : 142 Points : 62 Join date : 2010-08-23

Granted, however you are still trapped indoors. Unfortunately, this isn't snow, for it is warm and sticky. Do the math, you are in danger Cool

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I wish I could fly!

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:20 pm

Granted. You fly away and get hit by a airplane.

I wish I had silver colored hair.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:13 pm

Granted, but it falls out thanks to the bleach. Oh, what a shame.

I wish this day was over and done with.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:25 am

Granted. But you wish for the same tomorrow, then the day after. And in the end, you never have a full day to live through. Meaning.. something bad happens? IDK.

I wish it wasn't so cold in my house.

Posts : 31 Points : 23 Join date : 2010-08-28

Granted, but the solution is to set your house on fire. Enjoy your warm house now.

I wish I could cure mental illnesses. And before you say anything, INCLUDING my mental illnesses.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:14 pm

Granted, but it backfires and you become even more fucked up, along with the squirrels around your house, and oh look. They have a taste for nuts.

Watch out friend, they like the salty kind.

I wish this site wasn't on life support.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:18 pm

Granted. But the site dies.. wait.. that isn't so ba--.. *Coughs.*

I wish for some chocolate cake right now.. even if I'm slightly allergic..

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:21 pm

Granted, but you sneeze it all up on your sister and she kills you with your kitten. But lo and behold, you haunt her as a ghost and she kills herself form insanity form all that nagging.

NAGNAGNAGNAG... (I'm kidding, ilyrlly.)

I wish for Christmas holidays to come faster.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:30 pm

(Woah. That's amazing. I'll thank you for that later, m'love.)

Granted. But they come and go in an instant, so you don't get to relish the fact that it was Christmas, so the cheer, and fun, and presents, and happiness. HAVE NO MEANING. ;A;

I wish I had.. a flamingo.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:11 pm

(;AAAAAAAA; I LOVE YOU REALLY.)

Granted, but it goes like my first party did. You run around trying to find the fucking thing for four hours and then give up and go have a stiff drink and almost fall into a fire.

I wish that I knew how to exit this topic I'm in. (Not this one!)

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:03 am

(I LOVE YOU REALLY TOO.)

Wish granted. But, due to realizing how to exit the topic you are in, you suddenly figure out you don't want to leave it any more, and decide to stay. Then. After a few more posts, you forget to leave, and have to start this all over again.

I wish I wasn't always so tired.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:18 am

Granted, but you spend an eternity awake without the ability to blink.

I wish for a none corrupted wish.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:02 pm

Granted. But not having a corrupted wish gets boring, so thus, you're left bored, and regret making such a silly wish.

I wish for a sports bra.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:10 pm

Granted but you don't realize that it's bright pink and has holes cut over the nipples, mean girls style, and walk into gym/the public in a white shirt, during the winter. No jackets allowed.

Hullo tits, meet cold. HA.

I wish he wasn't so hot LOL.

Posts : 11 Points : 2 Join date : 2010-10-29

Wish granted. You die. However there is nothing "sudden" about your death. You die slowly, and painfully.

I wish, that this wish could not be corrupted.

Vizard Posts : 142 Points : 62 Join date : 2010-08-23

Granted, however the lack of corruption in your wish causes a physical imbalance in the yin and yang of the universe. Thusly everyone and everything is thrown into 1000 years of mass chaos until the universe merely implodes into nothingness.

I wish for nothing.

Subject: Re: Teh Wish Corruption Game Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:14 pm

Granted but you get depressed as you have nothing, then regret and think about what you could of had

I wish knew of a person to cosplay as.

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